Dry Hypocrisy

I didn't wake up until 17:15 today. Damn late, later than I was expecting myself, I went to bed at 05:00. When I got downstairs I found out why I got up so late, it was something divine deep in my unconscious that was trying to protect me from the Phil Collins triple CD box set and repeats of Eastenders. After criticising people for watching episodes of Eastenders that they had watched only a few days earlier because 'there's nothing else on' I'd best make good use of myself now to avoid a spot of hypocrisy.